“IT’S READY!” João announced. The fire had burned out and the pot sat on the coals just above the sand. It was an efficient use of fuel to say the least.
João grabbed one of the coffee cups and dipped it into the pot, filling the cup with the steaming broth. Taking it back to his captain at the helm, he then lifted the other two cups and handed one to Ze. Only then did he realize there was no fourth cup. Swiveling aft, he jabbed a finger in my direction and asked his captain, “Mamede, what about him?”
Mamede’s eyes got big.
“Meu Deus! I forgot to bring you a cup. I’m so sorry. Desculpe!”
If only he knew how happy this made me.
“It’s okay, Mamede. Don’t worry. I’m really not that hungry.”
“No,” he said, shaking his head and holding out the cup. “Take mine.”
“No, Mamede. I can’t do that.”
I really did not want to do that.
“Yes!” he demanded. “Take it. I’ll use the cup after you.”
What could I do? What would you have done? I took the cup.
“Thank you, Mamede.”
And there I stood, stomach churning, holding a cup of hot fish broth. They were all watching me now. João in particular, leering at me as if he could read my thoughts.
“Go ahead,” he said with a wicked grin. “It’s really very tasty.”
“I’m sure it is,” I replied. It wasn’t the going down that had me worried.
There was simply no avoiding it. I would have to drink some of the broth. Slowly I lifted the cup to my mouth and blew, less to cool the liquid than to keep from inhaling the rich vapor. And it bought me time, precious time, if only a few seconds. These are the moments when you realize that the path more traveled really isn’t so bad after all.
Maybe I should have taken a staycation this time . . .
Closing my eyes, I brought the cup to my lips and gently tipped it back. As the caldo entered my mouth and I swallowed, I tried with Zen-like focus to clear my mind of all negative thoughts.
Deep breath . . . Take another deep breath . . . Just keep breathing . . .
And so I breathed deep. And breathed deep again. And one more time for good measure. And then I held my breath to see what would happen. What was going on in the minds of the jangadeiros was anybody’s guess, but you could have heard a pin drop.
Expecting another wave of nausea, I anxiously waited. But I didn’t get sick. In fact, the opposite occurred. My stomach started to settle down.
This is very strange . . .
Stranger still was my desire to have another sip of the caldo.
“It’s good!” I exclaimed. “It’s really good!”
This got them smiling.
“You see—I told you. I told you!” João crowed.
“Yes, it is,” said Ze, dipping his own cup into the pot.
And the more I drank the better it got. The effect was so surprising, I started to think I could bottle the stuff and make millions. I’d give it some pharmaceutical sounding name like Caldozone, or Brothamine, or Ichthiolidamide (uh, no—not that). Conscious of Mamede patiently waiting, I downed my cup, rinsed it out, and filled it up for him.
Having finished our consommé, Ze and João worked together to prepare the main dish, called pirão. This was simple enough: João held the dishpan containing the farinha while Ze poured in the remaining broth and stirred it in with a spoon until he had a thick paste that looked like oatmeal cookie dough. Both pot and pan were then placed on the icebox lid where a plywood cover protected the Styrofoam. Our lunch was ready and the table was set.
Standing around the icebox, some of us were more ready to eat than others.
While the caldo had eased my stomach, I didn’t want to tempt fate with anything solid. So I held back to let the others dig in. But nobody moved — they were all waiting for me to go first. Misinterpreting my reluctance, Mamede reached into the pot and pulled out a piece of fish. He set it on the plywood top and pushed the pot my way.
“First we take some fish,” he said, nodding for me to do the same. “And then we take some farinha.” With that, he pinched up a lump of the paste from the dishpan and compressed it in his palm to the size of a golf ball. He took a bite of the farinha and chewed it slowly, looking right at me.
Now it was my turn. Conscious to use my right hand, I reached into the pot and grabbed a slice of fish. Oh, that’s hot! . . . I dropped the piece onto the plywood cover and pushed the pot over to Ze. Once they had their fish, they waited for me to take some farinha. Damn their politeness!
“Go ahead,” Mamede said, “the farinha makes you strong.”
Funny, but I was thinking it would have a very different effect.
A word about farinha, a course “flour” made from the cassava root (also called manioc or mandioca). Farinha is a staple of the Brazilian diet used in many different dishes. The farinha I was familiar with, had eaten several times, was the type sold in every supermarket in Brazil. It is highly processed and looks like bleached flour, though more granular. The most popular dish made with farinha is called farofa (see recipe). Farofa is easy to make, looks like fried sawdust when it’s done, and is perfect for sucking up the juices of whatever main dish it accompanies. Usually that dish is feijoada, a black bean stew that simmers for hours. Knock back a stiff caipirinha beforehand and you will be in heaven, my friend — heaven! If the store-bought farinha could pass as the flour used to make Pão Bimbo (Wonder Bread), the farinha on Mamede’s jangada, produced by a local family, looked more like the flour used to make a Black Forest Vollkornbrot, with additional chaff thrown in to scour the gut. Though it came from the same root, it was not the same farinha. One more thing about cassava root: if not processed correctly with sufficient water to leach out the cyanide — it can poison you.
So I reached into the dishpan and grabbed some pirão. Unfamiliar with its consistency, I lifted twice the amount Mamede had taken. I didn’t intend to — it just stuck to my fingers like Bondo. When I realized what I’d done, my hand froze over the pan. Mortified, I didn’t know what to do. Should I try to shake some of it off, or scrape my hand like a trowel on the pan’s lip? With all of them watching, I decided to bring the hand back, nice and easy, acting as if nothing was wrong.
Yah, I like my farinha!
Hand at my side, I then tried to diminish the size of the mass by squeezing it into a ball as Mamede had done. This wasn’t so easy: I’d taken too much and the stuff was like mashed potatoes in my grip. The more I tried to compress it, the more it squished through my fingers like Silly Putty. Ze and João were too busy lifting their own pasty fistfuls to notice or care, but I could feel Mamede’s eyes were on me. Yes, the captain always knows.
I was making a mess and getting more flustered. Furtively I lowered the hand down behind the icebox and used my other hand to form the paste into something of a ball. Trying to divert attention, I then took a bite of fish while slowly raising the hand and resting it on the side of the frame — as if holding a lump of farinha the size of a goose egg was the most natural thing to do. Whistling might have helped but I don’t know how, and besides, my mouth was full of fish. I was so addled at that point, I didn’t even bother to think how the fish would taste before shoving it in. Again, like the caldo, I was completely surprised. The snapper was perfectly cooked and melted in my mouth like butter. Chewing it slowly, savoring every bit of it, only then did I start to settle down.
There were a number of things working against me at this point: 1) The two items I had just eaten (caldo and fish) were wonderful, giving me a blind sense of confidence and lowering my guard. 2) I was feeling like a wimp for being a ninny and needed to compensate somehow. 3) I was very embarrassed by the large sticky ball in my right hand. 4) The only farinha I had ever eaten up to that point was bland—there to absorb the flavor of the main dish (see point 1 above). 5) I was really hungry.
As soon as I swallowed the fish, I took a bite of the farinha. I didn’t even pause to smell the stuff as my hand whipped up. That was my first mistake. The second was taking a much bigger bite than I should have. For whatever reasons (points 2 and 3 mostly), I chomped down on that thing like a man who hasn’t eaten for days. By then it was too late.
Ugh! . . . The first thing that hit me was a yeasty, acrid odor, like I was sucking on old gym socks used for weeks without washing and stored in a thin metal locker with southern exposure. The words “hot toe jam” sprang to my conscious mind but I quickly tamped them down.
Chewing only made it worse. The paste was tacky and coarse and stuck to the roof of my mouth like peanut butter — rancid peanut butter. João turned to me then. Our eyes met and he flashed a nasty little grin. His tobacco-stained teeth were caked with the stuff and a glob dangled precariously from his beard.
“It’s really good,” he smacked, lifting his greasy fingers for another bite.
“Umm-um-hmm,” I mumbled, sweat breaking out on my forehead.
I had only two options and I had to chose quick. Either spit the stuff out in front of everybody or swallow it down: Spit? . . . Swallow? . . . Spit? . . . Swallow? . . . SPIT? . . . SWALLOW? . . . SPIT!
I started to swallow. And I swallowed and I swallowed and I swallowed — for a bloody eternity I swallowed. As soon as I finished, I crammed the rest of the fish into my mouth, hoping to mask the sour aftertaste.
Ze saw my frenzy and crowed, “Look—the man’s hungry!” He pushed the pot my way. “Go ahead—take more. There’s plenty for everybody!”
I shivered involuntarily under the blazing midday equatorial sun.
Immediately I dropped to the keg and frantically unscrewed its cap. Stabbing in the rubber hose, I locked my lips on that thing and sucked like a Hoover. Unfortunately, this was the first time I’d drunk from a jangada’s barril (there were so many firsts that day). Before I knew it, a jet of stale water hit the back of my throat like a power wash. Half of this I inhaled, while the other half came out in a violent fit of coughing.
I was on my hands and knees panting for breath when the hacking finally subsided. Mamede leaned down and put a hand on my shoulder.
“Are you all right?”
“Yes,” I tried to say, but only started coughing again.
I raised my head and saw the look of concern in his eyes. The same was true for Ze. But when I turned to João, he didn’t seem so bothered. In fact, he was grinning even wider than before. Our eyes met and he tilted his head. “You know,” he said slowly, “it’s better if you drink it.” He couldn’t contain himself and started cackling. Great. . . Just great. . . His laughter infected the others. Soon they were all doubled over, slapping their thighs and howling. This went on for a very long time. Long enough that even I started chuckling — chuckling and coughing.
The jangadeiros resumed their lunch after this, standing in a tight circle around the icebox, talking and eating at a leisurely pace. It allowed them, if only for a short time, to turn their backs on the world outside. It let them relax. And while they took this time to enjoy their brief escape, I sat alone on the hatch cover — enjoying mine.
They finished their meal and washed the “dishes” in the sea with a chunk of blue soap. The fire can was tipped over the side, causing a swirl of ashes that quickly disappeared downwind. And everything was stored in the hold where it would stay until our next meal. It was early afternoon and the breeze was just starting to kick up. An hour later the wind was blowing hard, with whitecaps dotting and dashing the ocean surface for as far as the eye could see.
Next chapter: Medonha!